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Tere jaisa dost to mil gaya



Koi saheli nahi to na sahi,
tere jaisa dost to mil gaya,
Chalo CHUT nahi mili to na sahi
hume CHUTIYA to mil gaya…



Body ke parts ki meeting



Ek bar body ke parts ki meeting hui,
sabi aaye par Lun nahi aya sabi
hairan hue ki Lun kaha gaya
bad may pata laga Lun to msg pad raga hai.



Apna moon mobile k samny karo



thora sa apna moon mobile screen k samny karo

thora sa or

kaha na thora sa or

aby oeeee sunta nahi kia thora sa or
or

thora left say orr

bus bus theeikh hay

AAAAAKH THOOOOOO



3 things keep importance in my life



There are 3 things which keep

importance in my life.

1; Pizza,,,

2; Dew,,,

3; You,,,

Pizza,
4
eat

Dew,
4
drink

&

U?

Aey hello!!
table kon saaf karega???



Bura man lia



R0se r laal

Sky r neela

ur brain is Like khali Patila

Bura man lia

Ok

R0se r Red

Water is co0l

I m Beautiful

But u r fo0l

Lo0 th0ra 0r bura maäñ Lö



Ye Mausam Sirf Aap K Liye



Ye BADAL

Ye BIJLI

Sirf Aap K Liye,

Ye HAWA

Ye MAUSAM

Sirf Ap K Liye,

8 Mahine Nahaye Nahi,

Ab 4 Mahine Ki Ye BAARISH…

Sirf Aap K Liye!



Abey O Egg K Chilke



Abey O Egg K Chilke !
Aam Ki Gutthli ! Sarey Hue Bengan !
Ublay Hue
AALOO !
Murghi K
Chooze !
Africa K
Bandar!

Kbi B Kisi Ko Esa Na Bolna Bura Lagta Hai Yar!



Tere bachpan ka zamana.



Yadd ata hai,

Mujh ko tere bachpan ka zamana…,

Patli patli tangoon par latka huwa pajama..

Woh behti naak ko hath se ponch kar gal per lagana…

Galii main beth kar saray muhalley ko show dikhlana…

Kamar se makhiyan urate howye awaz lagana ….

Ammii ho gaya hay saff kar dain



Jab teri yad aati hai



Jab teri yad aati hai,

to tera sms Pad leta hu.

jab tujhe dekhna ho

to ankhe band kar leta hu.

jab teri awaz sunnahi ho

to raste me kute ko laat mar deta hu.



Go down to c my heart



Go down to c my heart.

Dekha.

Kitna saaf hay mera Dil.

Bole to aikdam aap k dimagh ki tarah



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