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kya meri nak tedi hai.



kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?



BREAKING NEWS..



BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja saka.



Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?



Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.

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soch mat yea ka..



soch mat yea ka huma kisshi na kiya diya…
jo hum kisshi ko kuch day…
soch sirf yea ka hum na kisshi ko kiya diya…
karm karo phal ki umed na rakho…!!!



kehna chahaty hain…



A 4 aap ko0
B 4 bouhat bouhat
C 4 Chori Chori
D 4 Dil se
E 4 eik baar
F 4 Face 2 Face
G 4 Gale milke
H 4 hum tm ko
kehna chahaty hain…
I MISS YOU…!



Wife: jab tum desi peete ho to



Wife: jab tum desi peete ho to paro kehte ho
jab whisky peete ho to darling kehte ho
aaj kya pee hai jo chudail keh rahe ho ??

Husband: Aaj ! Aaj to main hosh mein hoon



U R Always in my heart.



Day,
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Night,
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Rain,
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Anytime,
Anywhere,
U R Always in my heart.
Good morning yar.



Chand ka bed,Taron ki razai aur



Close ur eyes & imagine:Chand ka bed,Taron ki razai aur phoolon ka takiya!!!Nice na??Now come back to earth & sleep on ur KHATIA…Good Night….



esa kiun hota he



esa kiun hota he koi hamesha ziadtiun ka shikar hi kiun rehta he
kisi k naseb men khushia kiun nahi hotin?
hamesha khushiun k liye tarastay tarastay zindagi khatam hojati he us k hissay ki khushian b dosray cheen letay hen

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jub kisse ke sapne kisse ke armaan



jub kisse ke sapne kisse ke armaan bun jai
jub kisse ke hunssy kissy ke muskaan bun jai
be punah piyar kihte hein usse jin ke sanse kissy ke jaan bun jai.

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