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1 2 3 4 5What is ur sms account no
Excuse me…..
What is ur sms account no.??
I want to check…
Some error is there….
Kyonki sms jata to hai…
par aata nahi hai.
Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan
Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:-
1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega.
2.SMS Muskura k Padhega.
3.Neeche Mat Padhna..-
1 machar ko marne se
Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey
Agar mene aapka dil dukhaya ho
Jane anjane agar mene aapka dil dukhaya ho
kabhi tang kya ho, badtamezi ke ho
is ke liye aap se …
jo ho sakta he kar lo
main sudharne walon mein se nahin :D
Apne sar pe hath phero
Apne sar pe hath phero
aik bar phir phero,
chalo aik bar phir pher lo,
chalo bus last martibar sar pe hath phero,
ab to yaqin aagaya ke gadhe ke sar par sengh nahin hote
Aap ko jaan bhi ja sakti hai ?
Nahao nahao jaldi se nahao
Magar kabhi bhi safeguard se mat nahana ?
Aap ko jaan bhi ja sakti hai ?
Kyonke wo jarasem (germs) ka dushman hai
Biryani khanay ki dua!
Biryani khanay ki dua!
Niyat kerta hon main 4 plate biryani ki,
wastay 15,20 boti k
bama zarda, raita, or salad k
mun mera daig ki taraf.
BISMILLAH
khuda aap ko aandar say
Aik Sahab ko phathrri hogaae,,, Dr bola khuda aap ko aandar say
sangsaar kar raha hayy..
ALLAH, aapko TATA ka status
ALLAH, aapko TATA ka status, AMBANI ki daulat, VAJPAYEE ka dhiraj,LADEN ki himmat, BUSH ki taqat, aur BILLGATE ki income de, AMEEN
Mein apne larke ka naam kya rakhoon ?
WOMAN: Sir mein apne larke ka naam kya rakhoon ?
AJIT: Iska naam Peter rakh do!
WOMAN: Meera doosra larka bhi hai jo iskaa twin hai, Mein uskaa naam kya rakhon ?
AJIT: Us kaa naam Repeter rakh do!