› Sardar Jokes and SMS
1 2 3 4 5 6 7Station jaane k kitne logay
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..
Why sardar always smile
Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A:- They think their picture is being taken.
Sardarni write sms to sardar
Sardarni write:
message 2 sardar
‘ghar kab aa rahe ho?
Massege karke batao‘
Sardar write 2 her:
‘Nahi bata sakta,
Balance kam hai……
Todays dinner should be light
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”
Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota
Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota.
Sardar: Hota hay.
FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota
(& jumps in water)
Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich
khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?
I am falling in love
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
Will u merry after i die
Sardar: Will u merry ,after i die?
Wife: No, I will live with my sister.
Wife: Will u merry, After i die?
Sardar: No, I will also live with my siste
Mujhey dar lag raha hay
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay
S mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai
American says “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..“
Sardarji “ India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
hai…!!!“
Sardar told his son
Sardar told his son:
‘‘o tu ghabra mat,
tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘
Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti
Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
Hi aulad hai‘‘…….