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Station jaane k kitne logay



Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..



Why sardar always smile



Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A:- They think their picture is being taken.



Sardarni write sms to sardar



Sardarni write:
message 2 sardar

‘ghar kab aa rahe ho?
Massege karke batao‘

Sardar write 2 her:
‘Nahi bata sakta,

Balance kam hai……



Todays dinner should be light



Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”



Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota



Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota.

Sardar: Hota hay.

FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota
(& jumps in water)

Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich
khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?



I am falling in love



Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!



Will u merry after i die



Sardar: Will u merry ,after i die?
Wife: No, I will live with my sister.
Wife: Will u merry, After i die?
Sardar: No, I will also live with my siste



Mujhey dar lag raha hay



Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay



S mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai



American says “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..“
Sardarji “ India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
hai…!!!“



Sardar told his son



Sardar told his son:
‘‘o tu ghabra mat,
tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘
Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti
Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
Hi aulad hai‘‘…….



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