› Sardar Jokes and SMS
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A person asked a SARDAR,
“Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?”
Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa
mere nokrani pregnent ho gae
Person : Woh kaise?
sardar JE : Merey betay nay
meray condom main sorakh kar dia tha!!
Can u make a sentence
Interviewer:
Can u make a sentence using green, pink & yellow?
Sardar:
O yah yah ji y not.
My phone rings… GREEN GREEN, I PINK it up and say YELLOW
Sardar Cockroach
Santa Se Puchha Ki-
Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban’na Pasand Karoge?
Srdr-”A Cockroach”
Why?
Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
Aisi biwi nasib walon ko milti he
Santa:Judg saab, mujhe TALAAQ chahiye,
meri biwi ne 1saal se mujhse baat nahi ki
Judge:1bar phir sochle beta,
aisi biwi nasib walon ko milti hE…
EK Gadhe ne sardar to laat mari
EK Gadhe ne sardar to laat mari,
sardar usk peeche bhaga,
tabhi raste mai use ek ZEBRA Mil gaya,
sardar ne use laat mari aur bola
Saale “Night dress pahan kar ullu banata hai”.
50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated.
(Sory to sardas: but its just a joke)
Tumhara dost kese mara
Police-Tumhara dost kese mara
Sardar-Pata nahi wo bola mere pet
me chuhe kud rahe he
to mene usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di.
India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai
India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,
Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki
Pagri pehnta hai
Naam hai uska…
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)
Taxi driver to sardar
Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
you are seeing my wife
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…