› Sardar Jokes and SMS
1 2 3 4 5 6 7Tenu Taankey Laney Aande Ne
Sardar Doctor Se : Tenu Taankey Laney Aande Ne ???
Doctor: haan G, Daso Kithey Laane Ne ???
Sardar : Meri Juti Nu La De …
Meri teacher nein kaha tha
1st Sardar to other,
Yaar tum yein har waqt cheenee(sugar)
hee kyun khatey rehtey ho?
2nd Sardar,
“Meri teacher nein kaha tha k beta
tumhari zuban meethi honi chahiye”
Samjhey!
Agar sadaron kee Char tangein hoti
Agar sadaron kee Char tangein hoti to kya hota?
its simple
“phir un mein aur bandron mein ziada farq naheen rahey gha”
Darya k tufam mein
Darya k tufam mein sahil sey mauj nikalti hai
Aur sardar jab Jhoorda kholein to Juoon(lice) ki fauj nikalti hai
Aik fauji afsar sardar recruit sey
Aik fauji afsar sardar recruit sey:
agar maidan mein tumharey pass
gholiyan khatam ho jayein to tum kya karo ghey?
Janab mein awazein nikaloon gha
Dhishkoon, DishkooN
Sardar boht serious tha
Aik dafa aik Sardar boht serious tha,,,
bas yaar iss sey barda jhoot mujh sey nahee bola jata
Ticket Dikhao
Ticket Cheker Ask To Sardar. : Ticket Dikhao.
Sardar: Ye Lo Dekho.
T.T: Ye To Purani He.
Sardar: To Ye Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He
Bahar Ka Khana Mana Hai
Sardar:
Samose K Andar Ka Masala Kha Raha Tha…
Dost:
Yeh Kia Kar Rahay Ho?
Sardar:
Doctor Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kia Hai
Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya
Santa:Yaar Me Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya..
Banta:Kyon?
S:Baar Baar Kehta Hai Battery Lo Battry Lo
Abtak 100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu
Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya
Santa: Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya?
Banta: Yaar Actually Mere
Dad Keh Rahe The Ke 1
Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se
Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai