› Sardar Jokes and SMS
1 2 3 4 5 6 7Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya Kia Jae
1st Sardar:
0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya Kia Jae?
2nd Sardar:
Neend Ka Intezaar Karne Se Behtar Hai K Admee So He Jae
Sardar Car Main Battery Lagwany Gaya
Ek Sardar Car Main Battery Lagwany Gaya,
Mechanic Ne Pocha EXIDE Ki Lagaun?
Sardar Bola Baar Baar Kaun Aye Ga Dono Side Ki Lagade!
For Rape And Murder
An Unemployed Sardar Reads A Poster Outside A Police Station..
Wanted! !!!!!!!
For Rape And Murder.
He Goes In And Says
” Sir I Wud Like To Apply For That Job”!!!!
Sardar 2 His Sardarni On Suhagrat
Sardar 2 His Sardarni
On Suhagrat!
Soniay Tenu Apne Do HONTAAN Nal Kuj Kr K Dikhavan?
Sardarni:Hay Ma Mar Javan Kro Na Ji..
Sardar:
“Burrrburrrburrr”
What is Number Seven
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven”
Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the “S”! 7
Twinkle Twinkle Little Sardar
Twinkle Twinkle Little SARDAR
We All Wonder What They R
Up Above A Jura So High
Like An Antena In The Sky
Dimag Ka Portion Always Dry
Ab Hans De Papu Dont B Shy
Have u Read William Shakespare
Santa : Oye Banta
Have u Read “WILLIAM SHAKESPARE” … ???
Banta: No
By The Way
Who Wrote It … ?
Parh Likh Ker Kia Ban’na Chahte Ho
Once Sardar Stood First In The Class n Teacher Asked
“Parh Likh Ker Kia Ban’na Chahte Ho …?”
Sardar : UmzZz
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“LADY-DOCTOR” ;->
Me India Me Paida Hua
Santa : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Banta : Q America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Santa : Tu B Na
Muje English Kaha Aati Hai
A Photographer On A Funeral
Santa - A Photographer On A Funeral.
Santa Is Busy Taking Snaps,
Suddenly People Start Beating Him. Why?
Each Time He Took A Picture He Said SMILE PLEASE!