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if a sardar throws a grenade at u



Q1) What do u do if a sardar throws a grenade at u??????

Ans) Simple….pull the pin and throw it back…



Did anyone lose money



Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?

One said: Yes I did!

Sardar ji: Well, it’s your lucky day, I found the rubberband . . .



Santa bar-tender se



Santa bar-tender se
jaldi ek peg do ladai hone waali hai
jaldi ek aur peg do ladai hone wali hai
jaldi ek aur peg do ladai hone waali hai

bar-tender (pareshaan hokar) par ladai hogi kab

santa : jab tu paise maangega tab



I Kiss my Wife evrydy



Srdar 2 hs Frend:
I Kiss my Wife evrydy B4 i go 2 Ofice n u?
Frend: I Kiss ur Wife aftr U go 2 Ofice..
Srdar:Hahaha
i Kissd frst!



There are lot of girls



Sardar ji: There are lot of girls
who don’t want to get married!

Friend: How do you know?

Sardar ji: I asked them!



Sardar Rail Ki Patri Pr Layt Gya



1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Pr Layt Gya.
1 Admi Ne Kaha Kia Kr Rhe Ho Train Ae Ge To Mur Jao Ge.

Sardar:Mere Uper Se Jahaz Guzr Gya To Kch Nai Hoa,
Rail Kya Cheez Hay



Sardar promoted as Branch Manager



Sardarji gets ready,
wears tie coat,
goes out climbs tree
& sit on da branch daily

A man asks Y he does dis?
Sardar said: I’ve been promoted as Branch Manager



App ko Gas hoyi hai



Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha
app ko Gas hoyi hai
subha subha koyi game khela karen…

Ab sardar g roz subha
snake game kehlte hain apne mobile per…



SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai



Ek Sardar dosre Sardar se…

Oye yeh SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai..?

Dosra Sardar:

Jis MESSAGE mein khushboo ho
usse SENT msg kehte hain . . . .



Aap ka weight kitna he



Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: chasme sath 75kgs.
Dr: aur chasme bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi…



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