› Sardar Jokes and SMS
1 2 3 4 5 6 7if a sardar throws a grenade at u
Q1) What do u do if a sardar throws a grenade at u??????
Ans) Simple….pull the pin and throw it back…
Did anyone lose money
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said: Yes I did!
Sardar ji: Well, it’s your lucky day, I found the rubberband . . .
Santa bar-tender se
Santa bar-tender se
jaldi ek peg do ladai hone waali hai
jaldi ek aur peg do ladai hone wali hai
jaldi ek aur peg do ladai hone waali hai
bar-tender (pareshaan hokar) par ladai hogi kab
santa : jab tu paise maangega tab
I Kiss my Wife evrydy
Srdar 2 hs Frend:
I Kiss my Wife evrydy B4 i go 2 Ofice n u?
Frend: I Kiss ur Wife aftr U go 2 Ofice..
Srdar:Hahaha
i Kissd frst!
There are lot of girls
Sardar ji: There are lot of girls
who don’t want to get married!
Friend: How do you know?
Sardar ji: I asked them!
Sardar Rail Ki Patri Pr Layt Gya
1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Pr Layt Gya.
1 Admi Ne Kaha Kia Kr Rhe Ho Train Ae Ge To Mur Jao Ge.
Sardar:Mere Uper Se Jahaz Guzr Gya To Kch Nai Hoa,
Rail Kya Cheez Hay
Sardar promoted as Branch Manager
Sardarji gets ready,
wears tie coat,
goes out climbs tree
& sit on da branch daily
A man asks Y he does dis?
Sardar said: I’ve been promoted as Branch Manager
App ko Gas hoyi hai
Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha
app ko Gas hoyi hai
subha subha koyi game khela karen…
Ab sardar g roz subha
snake game kehlte hain apne mobile per…
SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai
Ek Sardar dosre Sardar se…
Oye yeh SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai..?
Dosra Sardar:
Jis MESSAGE mein khushboo ho
usse SENT msg kehte hain . . . .
Aap ka weight kitna he
Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: chasme sath 75kgs.
Dr: aur chasme bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi…