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Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
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A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept..!
Sardarji got the 4th child
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills the birth certificate. ”
Mother: Sikh.
Father: Sikh.
Kid: Chinese.”
“How come you write “Chinese” when both parents are Sikh?” ”
Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it said every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.”
I m going ka kya matlab hota hai
santa- “i m going” ka kya matlab hota hai?
banta(khub soch ke)- “me ja raha hu.”
Santa(gusse me)- “oye! nahi jaane doonga. pehle matlab bata.”
What Will We Get If
Professor : Chemical Symbol Of Barium ?
SArdar g : Ba
Professor : & Sodium
Sardar g : Na
Professor : What Will We Get If
1 Atom Of Ba & 2 Atoms Of Na Combine ???
Sardar g : BaNaNa . .
Kya ap bata sakte hai
Techer:Kya Ap
Bata Sakte Hai Srdaro
Pe Kitne Joke Hai
Srdr:Bahut Der
Sochne K Bad Muskil Se
2 Ya 3 Baki Sab
Sachi Kahania Hai
Insaan jab maar jata hai
Pandit : InsAan jAb mArr jAta hAi tO uSkE mUh mEi kYa daAanA chAhiye??
sArDAR : BirlA CEmEnt
PAnd|t : Kyun ?
sArDAR : kYunKi isS CEMENT mEi jaAn hai
Lage raho salo
Dr. k Bandh Clinic k age lambi line thi.
1 sardar bar-bar line me ghusta,
log usko pakad k pichhe phenk datain
sardar-Lage raho salo,me b clinic nahi kholunga
What Is Your RATE Madam
Murder Of English..!
A Sardar Asking Fee Of A Lady Doctor In English..!
What Is Your RATE Madam.?
Sardar Failed in English Paper
Sardar Failed in English Paper Coz he did enghlish translation like this . . .
1. Main Aam Admi nai hon.
( I m not a mango man)
2. Sarda aur Garma fruit hai.
( Colda and Hota is Fruit )
3. Mujhe bhi english aati hai.
( English comes to me also )
4. Do aur Do brabar Chaar.
( Give and Give Equal to Four ) . . .
1 Cigerrete Kitne Kilometer Chalti Hai
1 Sarrdar Motorway Pe
Ciggereate Pita Hua Bhaag Raha Tha
Us Se Kisi Ne Poocha Kia Ker Rahe Ho ?
Sardar Ne Kaha : Main Dekh Raha Hooon
1 Cigerrete Kitne Kilometer Chalti Hai