› Sardar Jokes and SMS
1 2 3 4 5 6 7Sardar key promotion
Sardar key promotion ho gayi exective se manager wo ghar gaya
b.v ko new style main bataya ‘tu aj raat manager naal soye gi’
b.v behosh
Jado Meri Navi Navi Shadi Hoi
Sardar: Jado Meri Navi Navi Shadi Hoi,
Menu Meri Biwi Inni Sohni Lagdi Si,
Ke DiL Karda Si Kha He Jawan..
Friend: Aur Ab..??
Sardar: Kha He Janda Tey Changa Si..
Pathan Picnic Par Gaya
Pathan Tharmos Le Ke Picnic Par Gaya..
Pathan: Iss Main Thandi Cheez Thandi,
Aur Garam Cheez Garam Rehti Hai..
Dost: Tum Iss Main Kya Laye Ho..??
Pathan: 4 Qulfi Aur 2 Cup Chaye.. ;-)
Sardarni To Sardar
Sardarni To Sardar:
Darling Aaj Koi Eho Jahi Romantic Gal Kar,
Ke Mere Dono Pair Zameen Tay Na Laggan..
Sardarni:
“Kanjara Phansi Lag Ja..” ;-)
Shirt K Liye Kapda Dikaho
Sardar:
Shirt K Liye Koi Acha Sa Kapda DikahO?
Salesman: Plain Me Dikha duun?
Sardar: Abey!
Hawaai Jahaaz Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi pr dikha do
Sardar 1st Time JAHAZ Main Betha
Sardar 1st Time JAHAZ Main Betha..
Jahaz Runway Par Chal Raha Tha..
Sardar Ne Pilot Ko Thap’par Mara Aur Bola:
Mujhe Dair Ho Rahi Hai Aur Tu BY ROAD Ja Raha Hai..
Garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho
Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon
Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon
Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon
Interviewer : Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon?
Sardar : Brother & Sister
Interviewer : How?
Sardar : We call Earth Darthi mata n Moon Chanda Mama
Ek Sardar Sher
EK sArdAr ShEr..!
Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye
Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye
Kuch tere jaise yaar huyE
Baki sab sARdaR huye
Santa commiting suicide
Heights of Friendship
Santa commiting suicide, someone asked the reason.
He said: My wife ran with my friend
and I can’t live without my friend.