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Sardar key promotion



Sardar key promotion ho gayi exective se manager wo ghar gaya
b.v ko new style main bataya ‘tu aj raat manager naal soye gi’
b.v behosh



Jado Meri Navi Navi Shadi Hoi



Sardar: Jado Meri Navi Navi Shadi Hoi,

Menu Meri Biwi Inni Sohni Lagdi Si,

Ke DiL Karda Si Kha He Jawan..

Friend: Aur Ab..??

Sardar: Kha He Janda Tey Changa Si..



Pathan Picnic Par Gaya



Pathan Tharmos Le Ke Picnic Par Gaya..

Pathan: Iss Main Thandi Cheez Thandi,

Aur Garam Cheez Garam Rehti Hai..

Dost: Tum Iss Main Kya Laye Ho..??

Pathan: 4 Qulfi Aur 2 Cup Chaye.. ;-)



Sardarni To Sardar



Sardarni To Sardar:

Darling Aaj Koi Eho Jahi Romantic Gal Kar,

Ke Mere Dono Pair Zameen Tay Na Laggan..

Sardarni:

“Kanjara Phansi Lag Ja..” ;-)



Shirt K Liye Kapda Dikaho



Sardar:
Shirt K Liye Koi Acha Sa Kapda DikahO?

Salesman: Plain Me Dikha duun?

Sardar: Abey!

Hawaai Jahaaz Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi pr dikha do



Sardar 1st Time JAHAZ Main Betha



Sardar 1st Time JAHAZ Main Betha..

Jahaz Runway Par Chal Raha Tha..

Sardar Ne Pilot Ko Thap’par Mara Aur Bola:

Mujhe Dair Ho Rahi Hai Aur Tu BY ROAD Ja Raha Hai..



Garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho



Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon

Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon



Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon



Interviewer : Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon?

Sardar : Brother & Sister

Interviewer : How?

Sardar : We call Earth Darthi mata n Moon Chanda Mama



Ek Sardar Sher



EK sArdAr ShEr..!

Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye
Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye
Kuch tere jaise yaar huyE

Baki sab sARdaR huye



Santa commiting suicide



Heights of Friendship

Santa commiting suicide, someone asked the reason.

He said: My wife ran with my friend
and I can’t live without my friend.



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