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I Am Late To The Function



Santa Driving On D Wrong

Side Of One Way Road,

&

He Became Upset & Said,

==> Shit,

I Think I Am Late To

The Function,

All R Coming Back



Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To



Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar

Electricity Nahi Hoti To

Kya Hota?

Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar,

Hume Candle Light Me T.V

Dekhna Padta :-)



Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha



Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
Banta:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.



Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To



Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To
Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..

Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_

Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?



Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain



Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?
Banta : Illeagal…



Santa bar me ro raha tha



Santa bar me ro raha tha.
Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun
uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.



Your friend is kissing your wife



A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.



Titanic was sinking



Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!



Santa falls in love with a nurse



Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking, he
finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”



Englishman and Santa inside the toilet



An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

Englishman : Good evening, how do u do?
Santa : Gud evening, we open the zip and do.



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