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Main Ne SANIA MIRZA Baat Ki.



Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA

Se Phone Par Baat Ki..

Banta: That’s Great Yaar..

Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??

Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..

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Wrong Number.. :-(



Nayi Sandal kharidi hain



Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,
to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain’



Official driver of a minister



Banta was the official driver of a minister.
Once the minister asked him, “Banta let me drive the car today.”
Banta: “Sirji, it is a car and not the sarkar which anyone can drive.



Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper



Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.

Banta: Ye Kya Hai?

Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai

Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai

Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte



Santa joins a car driving school



Once a Santa joins a car driving school..

Banta: abe tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai?
kuch aata hai kya tujhe?

Santa: haan yaar..
ab horn badi acchi tarah se baja leta hoon



Aisi biwi kismat se milti hai



santa :judge sahab, mujhe talaq chahiye ………
pichhle ek saal se meri biwi ne mujhse baat nahi ki.

judge :ek baar firse sochle,
aisi biwi kismat se milti hai !!!!



SLAM BOOK filled by Santa



SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ‘ s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour



Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya



Santa:Yaar Me Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya..
Banta:Kyon?
S:Baar Baar Kehta Hai Battery Lo Battry Lo
Abtak 100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu



Santa-Express Kitne Baje Hai



Santa-Express Kitne Baje Hai?
TT-9 Baje
Santa-Local?
TT-1 Baje
Santa-Malgadi?
TT-12 Baje
TT-Jana Kahan Hai?
Santa-Patri Par TATTI Karni Hai…



Yeh Tere Pappa He



Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua

Mummy A Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He?

Mummy : Yeh Tere Pappa He

Santa>To Hum Is Ganje K Sath

Q Rehte He



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