› Rude and Nasty SMS
1 2 3 4Bas ek hi khayal aata hai
Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai
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reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai….
woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!
Plz inn main say koi bhi lay
Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…
Difference between Kiss, Car, Monkey
What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.
Hamari yadoon ki khushboo
Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain”
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bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.
sms partay hi niklo
Bush nain osama ko pakarnay kay liyay 500 kutay mangway hain,
499 aa gay hain 1 rah gya hay sms partay hi niklo.
Yaad Kere Hain Tumhain Tanhai Main
Yaad Kere Hain Tumhain Tanhai Main
Dil Dooba Hai Ghamo’n Ki Tanhai Main
Humain Na Dhonndo Dunya Ki Parchai Main
Hum Milenge Tumhain Tumhari Girlfriend Ki Razai Main . . .
HaPpY WiNtEr. . .
The full name of GIRL
The full name of GIRL
G= GHOST
I= IN
R= REAL
L= LIFE
God has given many qualities to you
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”
u r blessed with 7 senses
Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
Only you were selected
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.