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Lagthe hain mote mote boo boo



yeh dekheye rosy key (.)(.)

lagthe hain mote mote boo boo

nikalta hai iss main see doo doo

kyunke yeh hai rosy ke (.)(.)



A Camel, Cow and Donkey



A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best

Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads

cow:
i give milk

.

.
.
Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha…



Condom Or Gandu mein kiya farq he



Qus; Condom Or Gandu mein kiya farq he,,?
.
Answer; dono Lund per hi charte hain.
.
kyu sahi kaha ne
.
ab men tujhe kiya kahon
.
Condom
.
Ya..
.
Gandu….@



Responses durin sex



ResponseS During seX…
a) GIRLFRIEND - Wow darling, this is gr8…
b) PROSTITUTE - Come on.. finish it now…
c) WIFE - I think d ceiling needs paintinG…



who have a bad sex life



An independant study has proven dat
those who have a bad sex life &
who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!



Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain



Dil se hum aap ko janab kehte hain
Moo se hum aap ko aadab kehte hain
Aap jahan kahin bhi tashreef le jatay hain
Sab aap ko khuda ka azaab kehte hain.



Please Beleive Me Yaar



I Love U

Yes I Love U

Sach Main

Please Beleive Me Yaar

I Love U

Kyn K Doctor Kehte Hyn

”Paagalo’n Ka Elaaj Pyaar Se Hii Hota Hy”



Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega



Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega



Why does your dog sit there



Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“

Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“



Pink lips are the girls beauty



::::ARZ HAI::::

pink lips are the girls beauty

wah wah

pink lips r the girls beauty

& kissing them is the boys duty



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