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1 2 3 4 5 6 7Taj Mehal Kya Cheez Hai
Taj Mehal Kya Cheez Hai
Main To Us Se Bada Mahal Banaon Ga,
Aree Mumtaz To Marke Dafan Hui Thi,
Main Tujhay Zinda Hi Dafnao Ga.
Its So Common To Hear
Its So Common To HEar…
How Are You ?
What Are You Doing ?
Howz Your Day??
ANy Plan ?
So I Thought To Ask
Something Different
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Potty Kar Lii ??? ;P
Jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain
Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey,
bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.
Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay,
tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.
Figure like Coke bottle.
Hubby: Darling, years ago,
u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do,
only difference is earlier it was 300ml,
now it’s 1.5 ltr.
Technical defect in a female body
A civil engineer asked his town planner,
What‘s the technical defect in a female body?
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Ans: Entertainment area is
constructed very near to sewerage area.
Inzamam dont understand english
It is said that inzamam don”t understand english.
Once commentator asked,
“Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?”.
Inzi said, “Bismillah Hir
Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah
and then credit goes to all boys,
they really worked hard
especially afridi done very well.
If they continue we
can have another chance.
kya tum mere sath dance karogi
Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
jub se CABLE ghar main aya
Har baras bacha hota tha jin k yahan.
2 baras se un k ghar bacha hota nhi.
Pocha to bolay
jub se CABLE ghar main aya.
Koi bacha raat ko sota nhi…
I am going Out for Five Days
Husband to Wife: I am going Out for Five Days.
Wife: Ok But Dont suprise me by coming back early,
Otherwise You will be Suprised…..>
Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho
A person asked a SARDAR,
“Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?”
Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa
mere nokrani pregnent ho gae
Person : Woh kaise?
sardar JE : Merey betay nay
meray condom main sorakh kar dia tha!!