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1 2 3 4 5 6 7Bill Gates wife say to him
What did Bill Gates‘ wife say to him on their wedding night?
“Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!“
Agar sapnay Sach hotay
1st Girl to Another:
Kal Sapnay main Mujhe koi chaaqu Maar raha tha
2nd Girl:
Tu Darr matt,
Agar sapnay Sach hotay to main Rozana Pragnent hoti
Girlfrends r like Everest Masale
Friends r like Asian Paints :
Duniya badal de.
Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :
Taste mein Best.
Wife is like Mosquito Coil :
“Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi”
Pyar itna b mat karo k
Log kehte hain
Pyar itna b mat karo
K
Girl friendsar pe swar ho jaye
Hum kehtey hain
K
Pyar itna karo
K
Girl friend ki friend bhi tumhre sath farar ho jaye……..
For Rape And Murder
An Unemployed Sardar Reads A Poster Outside A Police Station..
Wanted! !!!!!!!
For Rape And Murder.
He Goes In And Says
” Sir I Wud Like To Apply For That Job”!!!!
Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein . . . . . .
Jaroo
Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge
Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k
“10/- me chachi ki chaat lo”.
Take our cow to bull
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can”t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
Sirf Utni Piyo Ke Hosh Qaayam Rahe
Sirf Utni Piyo Ke Hosh Qaayam Rahe
Kyunki Ghalib Ne Arzkiya Hai
Raat Bhar Sharab Pi
Rat Cut Gai…
Subah Jab Hisaab Kiya, Gaand Phat Gai…
Niche ap k lye Dosti ka gift hai
Niche ap k lye DOSTI ka gift hai
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Gand me Ghusa le
Msg karta nahi
Gift chahiye
GANDU KO…