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1 2 3 4 5 6 7Why do we all marry
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Geographical definition of sex.
What‘s the geographical definition of sex. . . ?
It‘s an action done by
Pol-land
into
Hol-land
between
Thai-land,
Occasionally
with a little help
from
Greece. . .
A couple in train
a couple in train
girl: my hand is in pain. boy kisses her hand.
girl: my neck is in pain. he kisses her neck.
and old man: bhai khairsh ka bhi ilaj karte ho kiya?
Itne Din Suhag Raat
Aik Dafa Dulha
3 Din Baad Suhag Raat Mana Kar Nikla
Tou Dosto Ne Pocha
Itne Din Suhag Raat ??
Dulha Kamino Pehlay Ye Batao
Tail Ki Botel Main Elfy Kis Ne Dali Thi
Old man and his wife
Old man : Darling me tumhare liye
aasman TAAREy tod launga…
Wife : Bhenchod ,, mu se mungfli to todi nahi jati,,
GAND se akhrot todne ke sapne dekh raha hai…..
Tumhara Haq hai dalna
Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhra Haq hai dalna
Acha lge to dalo
Bhrosa hoto dalo
Jaha mrzi dalo
Jsko mrzi dalo
Orat ko dalo
Ya Mrd ko dalo
“VOTE“
Tum baray ho k tumhara papa
Tchr: Papu batao tum baray ho k tumhara papa?
Papu: Mein bara hon?
Tchr: Wo k say?
Papu: dekhye na mein ne mummy ka dood pena chor dya
lekn papa ne abhe tk nhe chora
Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari
Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari Kaali Chitiyan(Ants) Ja Rahi Hain…
Magar Un Mein Se Ek Chiti White Hai….
Aisa Kyun???
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Kyunki Vo Chiti Vidhwa (Widow) Hai..
Jo 11 Saal Jail Main Rahe
Jo 11 Saal Jail Main
Rahe,
Wo Sadar-e-Pakistan
Hai..
Jo 6 Saal Jail Main
Rahe,
Wo Wazir-e-Aazam
Pakistan Hai..
2, 4 Saal Aap Bhi Jail
Main Guzaar Aayen,
Mustaqbil Roshan
Hai..
Aik Call Girl ka jnaza nikla
Aik Call Girl ka jnaza nikla to usay dekh k 1 Admi bola:
Chalo acha hua aakhir aapas me dono milli to sahi
Kisi ne pocha kon dono?
Wo bola: Uski Tangain