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Why do we all marry



Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.



Geographical definition of sex.



What‘s the geographical definition of sex. . . ?

It‘s an action done by
Pol-land
into
Hol-land
between
Thai-land,
Occasionally
with a little help
from
Greece. . .



A couple in train



a couple in train
girl: my hand is in pain. boy kisses her hand.
girl: my neck is in pain. he kisses her neck.
and old man: bhai khairsh ka bhi ilaj karte ho kiya?



Itne Din Suhag Raat



Aik Dafa Dulha
3 Din Baad Suhag Raat Mana Kar Nikla
Tou Dosto Ne Pocha
Itne Din Suhag Raat ??

Dulha Kamino Pehlay Ye Batao
Tail Ki Botel Main Elfy Kis Ne Dali Thi



Old man and his wife



Old man : Darling me tumhare liye
aasman TAAREy tod launga…

Wife : Bhenchod ,, mu se mungfli to todi nahi jati,,
GAND se akhrot todne ke sapne dekh raha hai…..



Tumhara Haq hai dalna



Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhra Haq hai dalna

Acha lge to dalo
Bhrosa hoto dalo

Jaha mrzi dalo
Jsko mrzi dalo

Orat ko dalo
Ya Mrd ko dalo

“VOTE“



Tum baray ho k tumhara papa



Tchr: Papu batao tum baray ho k tumhara papa?
Papu: Mein bara hon?
Tchr: Wo k say?
Papu: dekhye na mein ne mummy ka dood pena chor dya
lekn papa ne abhe tk nhe chora



Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari



Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari Kaali Chitiyan(Ants) Ja Rahi Hain…
Magar Un Mein Se Ek Chiti White Hai….
Aisa Kyun???
.
.
.
.
Kyunki Vo Chiti Vidhwa (Widow) Hai..



Jo 11 Saal Jail Main Rahe



Jo 11 Saal Jail Main
Rahe,

Wo Sadar-e-Pakistan
Hai..

Jo 6 Saal Jail Main
Rahe,

Wo Wazir-e-Aazam
Pakistan Hai..

2, 4 Saal Aap Bhi Jail
Main Guzaar Aayen,

Mustaqbil Roshan
Hai..



Aik Call Girl ka jnaza nikla



Aik Call Girl ka jnaza nikla to usay dekh k 1 Admi bola:

Chalo acha hua aakhir aapas me dono milli to sahi

Kisi ne pocha kon dono?

Wo bola: Uski Tangain



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