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1 2 3 4 5 6 7Hum 25 Behen BHai Hain
LarKa: Hum 25 Behen BHai Hain
DooSra LarKa: Kya AapKay Ghar FamILy PLanniNg waLay Nhi Aatay??
LarKa: Aye Thay ScHooL SamaJh K chaLay Gaye
Mohabbat 1 se ho to bholapan hai
Mohabbat 1 se ho to bholapan hai
2 se ho tou apna pan hai
3 se ho tou deewanapan hai
4 se ho tou pagal pan hai
phir bhi counting na rukey to KAMEENA PAN hai
Going to ladies hostel
Dean - anybody caught going 2 ladie$ ho$tel
will be fined r$.400 1$t time,
700 2nd time & 1000 3rd time.
$tudent - how much 4 a $ea$on pa$$?
Saari uthao neeche baal kaatna hai
Hajjaam ki dukaan k upar ghar pe lady saari sukhaane daali.
Hajaam ki dukaan main andhera ho gaya
Hajaam ne awaaz di….
‘Beebiji…
saari uthao, neeche baal kaatna hai…!!’
Kaash Aap SMS hotay
Wife
Kaash Aap SMS hotay
to Main Ap ko Zindagi bhar ke liye SAVE kar
Laiti
HUSBAND
Kaash Tum Ring Tone hoti to Main har Roz bajata
Name the thing which carries
Teacher: Name the thing which carries more weight
but has vary less weight.
Student: ur braizer
Shalwar ke nichay
larkiya shalwar ke nichay kya phenti hai?
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think
think
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soucho
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soucho
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Souchte rahe kuch nahi wo chapel phenti hai
Baji parda karo
Bhai: Baji parda karo,
Aage mahajiro ka mohaLLa hai..Kuch der baad..!
Behen: Bhai ab tum parda karo,
Aage pathanoo ka mohaLLa hai….
Aadmi or bandar me kya farq hy
Aadmi or bandar me kya farq hy?,
bandar daal pr nachta hy
or aadmi daal kr nachta hy. So simple.
A girl whispered in her ears
A young boy died at the age of 7,
her mother said,
‘HAYEEEE MERAY BACHAY NAY TO ABHI DUNYA
B NAHI DEKHNE THI’
A girl whispered in her ears
‘AUNTY AP FIKAR NA KARAIN, MAIN NAY USAY
DUNYA DEKHA DE THI’