› Naughty SMS
1 2 3 4 5 6 7Engineer ki wife ko delivery
Ek mechanical engineer ki wife ko delivery hui,
wife ne husband ko SMS bheja,
aapka spare part aa gaya hai .
Husband ne reply mai poocha NUT hai ya BOLT ..?
Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai
hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
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kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai
Diffirance between aurat & mard
Diffirance between aurat & mard phychology ?
Aurat chahti hai ki uski sari ichha 1 aadmi puri kare,
aur mard chahta hai ki uski 1 ichha sari aauraten puri kare
kabhi billi nahi dekhi kya
Ladki ki t-shirt pe bani billi ko ladka ghoorne laga .
Ladki : kabhi billi nahi dekhi kya ?
Ladka : billi to dekhi par billi ko DOOODH ki rakhwali karte pehli
baar dekha hai
Never KISS a lady doctor
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
Teri shadi gadhe se karadoonga
Do gadhe aapas main baat kar rahe thay
Pehla: Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut marta hai.
Doosra: to bhag kiyoon naheen jatay
Pehla:Bhag to jawoon lekin yahan mera FUTURE BRIGHT hai
malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to woh kehta hai
teri shadi gadhe se karadoonga isi umeed say ruka huwa hoon
Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare
Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare
Tum Pe Jaan Nisar Kare
Tumhara Sada Intizar Kare
Tumhari 1 Ada Pe Qatal Hazaar Kare
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Wo Koi
PAGAL
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Go down to c my heart
Go down to c my heart.
Dekha.
Kitna saaf hay mera Dil.
Bole to aikdam aap k dimagh ki tarah
Pehle us ne shalwar utari
pehle us ne shalwar utari
phir us ne kameez utari
phir us ne dupata bi utar dia
phir
phir
phir kia?????
kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!
Wife bought a new transparent nighty
Wife bought a new transparent nighty ,
Wore it in front of husband.
‘ Ismein tum bahut sexy laag rahi ho .
wife= aapko batane ki zaroorat nai hai ,
salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha