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Ek Ladki Army main Bharti Hoi



Ek Ladki Army main Bharti Ho GAi
Uski friend ne pochha, Kaisi life hai waha ?
Ladki: Pura din yes sir, yes sir karne me nikal jata hai
Aur
Raat no sir, nor sir karne me



Dont suprise me



Husband to Wife: I am going Out for Five Days.

Wife: Ok But Dont suprise me by coming back early,
Otherwise You will be Suprised….



Tera Kia Hoga Kalia



Gabbar: Buhat Yarana Lagta Hai.
Kalia: Sardar Mujhse Kia pooch Rahay Ho Apni Behen Se Poocho.

Gabbar: Tera Kia Hoga Kalia
Kalia : Sardar Dua Karo Larka Ho Jaye….



Aaj kal Larkiyon ke kapray



Aaj kal Larkiyon ke kapray

Yahan se less
Waha se Less

Kabhi sleeveless
tou

Kabhi BACKLESS

Or Koi Larka
Ghuur ke Dekhay
tou bolain gi

“ohhh How
Mannerless“



Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay



Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!

Pehlay Log Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay
Ab Wo Shadi Say Pehlay Ker Rahay Hain!

Pata Hai?

Nahi?

.

KHUD KUSHI



Agar Aap Chahte Hain Ke



Agar Aap Chahte Hain Ke..

Aap Ka Ghar Paak Ho Jaye,

Ghar Main Farishtay Bhi Ayen,

Ghar Main Barkat Ho,

Koi Pareshani Na Ho,

Tou..

Aap Foran Ghar Se Nikal Jayen..



Sharabi sex kr raha tha



Sharabi sex kr raha tha. Ghalti se peeche daal diya

Biwi boli: O ji truck ghalat godam me ja raha hai

sharabi: saali ab bata rahi hai jab diesel khatam hogaya



A Chinese man files for divorce



A Chinese man files for divorce
Judge: What’s the reason?
Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come
Judge: May be side income



Khusray nay sex power capsol kha liya



1 khusray nay sex power capsol kha liya.
under say awaz ai?
hum mazarat khwan hain app main matlooba sahulat mayasar nahi.



Ravan was sent to court



Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab
Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga



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