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1 2 3 4 5 6 7Reema se kisi ne sawal poch
Reema se ek program main kisi ne sawal pocha:
aap subah auth ker sub se pehle kia kaam kerti hain??
Reema: Apne ghar jati hon…
Write ur lover name on a paper
Teacher:
‘everyone write ur lover name on a paper….’
after 2 seconds
Girls:’finished madam….’
After 10 minutes
boys:’xtra sheet madam……’
Director to Malika Sherawat
Director to Malika Sherawat,
Suhaag raat ka scene hai
aap usey garam dhoodh ka glass deti hain
Malika: Glass sey hee dhoodh pilana tha tou mujhe kioun cast kia??
A man married a traffic inspector
A man married a girl traffic inspector
Friend: Howz your 1st night?
Man: She charged me Rs200 for overspeeding n Rs500 for wrong side entry
& 50 for no helmet!
Poem competition
A guy n a gal have a Sex poem competition.
Guy: Two times two is four. Four plus five is nine, I can put mine
in yours but u cant put urs in mine.
Gal: Two times two is four. Four plus five is nine, I know the length
of yours but you’ll never know the depth of mine !!
Why is Delhi called male city
Why is Delhi called male city
(mahanagar)and Mumbai called
female city (mahanagri)?
Because Delhi has QUTB MINAR
and Mumbai has Gate Way Of India
Agar mein tumhe kiss
Boy to gal: agar mein tumhe kiss
karu to tum kya sochogi?
gal: I think.. ek bevkuf jo pura USA
ghum sakta tha airport se hi vapas gaya…
New Budget
New Budget, all Bra will be
taxed according to sizes.
40-42: Burden tax,
38-40: Wealth tax,
34-36: Entertainment tax,
32-34: Excitment tax,
28-30: Development.
What is the definition of a dhobi
What is the definition of a dhobi?
He’s the only man who can legally say to a married woman,
‘Kapre nikal ke rakhna,main aata hoon.’
Tere jaisa dost to mil gaya
Koi saheli nahi to na sahi,
tere jaisa dost to mil gaya,
Chalo CHUT nahi mili to na sahi
hume CHUTIYA to mil gaya…