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This dog, is dog, a dog



This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog,
keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog,
seconds dog! …

Now read without the word dog



Two goldfish are in a tank



Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other,
“Do you know how to drive this thing?”



Bird flu virus hits the best chicks first



An in-depth study has shown
that the bird flu virus hits the best chicks first.
I thought I’d warn you immediately..



Perfect wife in the world



There’s only one perfect child in the world
&
every mother has it.

There’s only one perfect wife in the world
&
every neighbor has it!



Women are like blue jeans



Women are like blue jeans,
They look good for a while but
eventually they fade and have to be replaced.



Tumari ankhen ktni haseen hai



Lardka: tumari ankhen ktni haseen hai,

Lardki: Choro na,

Lardka: Tumhare baal ktne khobsurat hai,

Lardki: Choro na, App B.

Lardka: Itne der se chor hi to raha tha



Jahanum mein jao



Biwi shohar se: aaj ap daftar se jaldi kese aa gae?
Shohr: achanak mere boss ko gusa aa gaya
or bola jahanum mein jao,
to me foran utha or tumhare pas chala aya.



Line me lag jao



Hsbnd apni wife ka jnaza lekr ja rha tha
Jnaze k agy ek kutta 0r piche aadmiyon ki Lmbi line thi
Ek aadmi akr pochta hy
“bhai ye sb kese hua
Hsbnd: Is kutte ne kaat lya tha
Aadmi: Ye kutta ek din k Lye mje dedo
Hsbnd: piche line me lag jao..



Kab se wait kar raha hon



Customer:-Bhai kab se wait kar raha hon
khana abhi tak tayar nahi hoa?

Hotel wala:-Bhai sahab khana to 3 din say tayyar hai
bas garam ho raha hai.



Mujhe Ek Zanana Chapal Dijiye



Admi Dukan Dar Se:
Zara Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Zanana Chapal Dijiye

Dukandar: Nap Batayen?

Admi: Nap To Me Lana Bhul Gaya
Khair Aap Meri Kamar Per Nishaan Dekh Len



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