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Judge Said To Pathan



Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai…

Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon …?



Ye Konsi Science Hai



1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha

Kisi Ne Poocha

“Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?”

Pathan: :”O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na



60% population is now having sex



20% of the population is now drinking coffee,
60% is having sex, 19% is watching television
and
one idiot is now holding his mobile in his han



Babu Jee Roti Milay Gi



Aik Bihkari Ne Ghar Ke Bahir Se Awaaz Lagai:
Babu Jee Roti Milay Gi…

Andar Se Awaz Aai:
” Biwi Ghar Per Nhi Hai”

Bihkari:
Me Ne Roti Mangi Hai “Chummi” Nhi..



Kon banega caror pati



A Pathan Was Playing “KON BANEGA CAROR PATI”
Amitab Bachan Asked: Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao.

Pathan Replied:
Hum Ko Pagal Samjha Hai Kya? Pehle 4 Option To Do.



Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny aaye



Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko



Mein Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun



1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki

2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1:Bataya Tha

2:Phir

1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.



Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya



Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya,
chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat karke kaha ki
apne pati ko samjha lo
varna Mard hamare ghar mein bhi hai



Pathan Bought A Car On Loan



Pathan Bought A Car On Loan…

He Didn’t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I’d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also!



Ander Sa Awaz Ati Ha



Aik Dost Toilet Ma Dosra Bahir Sa Awaz Da Raha Ha Ka Jaldi Ker

Ander Sa Awaz Ati Ha

(Tatti Abi Baqi Ha Meray Dost)



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