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Pathano Aur Sikhon Ki Hukumt



Ek Waqt Aisa Aye Ga Jab Sari Dunia Par
Pathano Aur Sikhon Ki Hukumt Ho Gi.

Kyun K Baqi Insan Traqqi Kar
K Kahin Aur Ja Chukey Hon Gay



Another Woman Like Me



Wife Says; When Im Gone
Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

Husband Replied; What Makes You Think
I Want Another Woman Like You.



Computer Me Window Lagani Hay



Phatan:
Yara Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Kel Chahye Computer K Lye.

Sales Man:
Magr Computer M In Ka Kya Kaam.

Phatan:
Oye Yara Mujhe Computer Me Window Lagani Hay



Usama da pa diyo



Bush: Mere behn dee char munda hua hy.
Musharraf: Mubarak huvay.
Bush: But ik masla hy.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.



Difference between Mother & Wife



What is the difference between Mother & Wife?
One woman brings you into this world crying…
& the other ensures you Continue to do so!!



Can i Kiss a Boy



One day a girl asked Molvi,
“Can i Kiss a Boy”
Molvi Replay,”Naozbillah”
Girl,”Can i Kiss a Man”
Molve Replay,”Astagfirullah”
Girl,”Can i Kiss you”
Molvi,”Jee Bismillah”



Shoaib Akhtar Says



Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.

Q K,,

Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |’!'|



Singer To His Neighbor



Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.

Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,

You Start It First.



Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge



Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

“Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge”

Ladka: “Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,

Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga…??”



Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To



Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar

Electricity Nahi Hoti To

Kya Hota?

Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar,

Hume Candle Light Me T.V

Dekhna Padta :-)



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