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Apni Girl Friend Ko Kya Gift Doon



Boy To His Friend:
Yaar Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Birthday Kya Gift Doon?
Friend:
Kaisi Dikhti Hai?
Boy:
Bohat Khubsurat

Friend:
Aisa Karoo Oss Ko Mera Mobile Number Dey Doo…



Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena



1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.

1 Pathan Wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.

Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . .



1 Andha Police Station Gya



1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya

Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein

Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .



Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai



Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?

Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota…



Wife Came Home Wid a Goat



Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Husband Asked: Ais Bhanis Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??

ife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai

Husband: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hon..



When will this reader get brain



Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?
God:Not in ur life time.bush cries.

Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir be in Pakistan?
God:Not in ur life time.mushraf cries.

And i asked God:When will this reader get brain?
This time God cries,and says:Not in my life time.



Easy Load he



Pathan to shopkeeper:
“Easy Load he?”

Shopkeeper: ji han janab,

Pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo….



Inzamam dont understand english



It is said that inzamam don”t understand english.
Once commentator asked,
“Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?”.

Inzi said, “Bismillah Hir
Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah
and then credit goes to all boys,
they really worked hard
especially afridi done very well.
If they continue we
can have another chance.



Santa-Express Kitne Baje Hai



Santa-Express Kitne Baje Hai?
TT-9 Baje
Santa-Local?
TT-1 Baje
Santa-Malgadi?
TT-12 Baje
TT-Jana Kahan Hai?
Santa-Patri Par TATTI Karni Hai…



Proposal Or A Weather Report



Boy: U R Sunshine Of My Life.
With Out U Life Is A Dreamy Cloud.
U R In My Heart Like The Windy Cloud In The Sky

Girl: Is This A Proposal Or A Weather Report?



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