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Mujhe Shair Sunain



Son: Papa Mujhe Shair Sunain..

Papa: Rasm-E-Ulfat Hi Ijazat Nahi Deti Warna,

Bhulen Ge Tumhe Yun Ke Sada Yaad Karoge..

Son: Yeh Shair To Nahi
Tha??

Papa: Kyun??

Son: Iss Main
To “Faraz” Ka Naam
Nahi Aaya.



How Many Fingers I Had



Teacher Said To Stundent :
“How Did You Lose The Fingers Of Your Right Hand, ?”

Studnet :
“Sir, I Put Them In Our Pet Cat`S Mouth
To Count How Many Teeth She Had.”

Teacher :
“And Then How Did You Lose Your Fingers?”

Student :
“The Cat Closed Her Mouth Tightly
To Feel How Many Fingers I Had.”



3 Mice Were Boasting



3 Mice Were Boasting About Their Bravery
Mouse1: I Poisoned The Dogs Meat
Mouse2: I Ate Cheese From The Trap
Mouse3: Ok Guys I’m Leaving,I Hav A Date Wid Cat



An english man and a desi man



An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview. They were asked to use the colours green. pink and yellow. The english man goes in and says the grass is green, the sun is yellow and the sunset is pink. The desi man goes in and says my phone goes green green i pink it up and i say yellow!!



Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon



2 Jahil Admi
1st:Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.

2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They.

1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.;)



Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena



1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.

1 Pathan Wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.

Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . .



Paagal Ne Fone Karke Kya Poocha



1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko
Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

“Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??



Bhai Sahab Time Kya Hua Hai



Pathan: Bhai Sahab Time Kya Hua Hai..??

Aadmi: Raat Ke 10 Baje Hain..!!

Pathan: Sala, Subah Se Pooch Raha Hoon,

Sab Alag Alag Time Bata Rahe Hain.. ;-)



A notice in a factory for girl workers



A notice in a factory for girl workers.
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work”



il Chahta Hai Naha Loon



2 Jahil Admi
1st:Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.

2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They.

1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.;)



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