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Drame K 2 Pass Mile Hain



Husbnd Make A Call 2 His Wife 4m His Office

BEGUM Muje UmAr Sharif K Drame K 2 Pass Mile Hain,

Begum: (WITH joy) Theek Hai Main Tyar hoNa Start Krti HooN

Husbnd: Haan Jaldi Karo,

Pass Kal K Show K Liye Hain.



Beggar Who Came Yesterday



Wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . !

Husband : Why ?

Wife : I Gave Him Food Yesterday &
today He Gifted Me A Book “How To Cook”



Lipstick kharab ho jati hai



Baap:
Beti tum muje
pehle PAPA kehti thi,
Ab tumne muje DAD kehna Shuro kardia,
Kya waja hai?
Beti:
Cmon DAD, PAPA kehne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai..



Husband & wife are like



Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.



Sardar Failed in English Paper



Sardar Failed in English Paper Coz he did enghlish translation like this . . .

1. Main Aam Admi nai hon.
( I m not a mango man)

2. Sarda aur Garma fruit hai.
( Colda and Hota is Fruit )

3. Mujhe bhi english aati hai.
( English comes to me also )

4. Do aur Do brabar Chaar.
( Give and Give Equal to Four ) . . .



Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper



Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.

Banta: Ye Kya Hai?

Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai

Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai

Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte



1 Cigerrete Kitne Kilometer Chalti Hai



1 Sarrdar Motorway Pe
Ciggereate Pita Hua Bhaag Raha Tha
Us Se Kisi Ne Poocha Kia Ker Rahe Ho ?
Sardar Ne Kaha : Main Dekh Raha Hooon
1 Cigerrete Kitne Kilometer Chalti Hai



Santa joins a car driving school



Once a Santa joins a car driving school..

Banta: abe tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai?
kuch aata hai kya tujhe?

Santa: haan yaar..
ab horn badi acchi tarah se baja leta hoon



Aisi biwi kismat se milti hai



santa :judge sahab, mujhe talaq chahiye ………
pichhle ek saal se meri biwi ne mujhse baat nahi ki.

judge :ek baar firse sochle,
aisi biwi kismat se milti hai !!!!



Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard



Teacher:

Agar Koi Insan 1986 Main Paida Hua Ho,

To Ab Uss Ki Age Kya Hogi..??

Student:

Pehle Ye To Batain Ke Ye Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard??



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