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Wife bought a new transparent nighty



Wife bought a new transparent nighty ,
Wore it in front of husband.

‘ Ismein tum bahut sexy laag rahi ho .
wife= aapko batane ki zaroorat nai hai ,
salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha



when u give a flower to gilrz



when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation

japniess: pass rakh k muskuria gi
austrilan: pyar bhari nazar se dekhe gi
kiwi: tumhare gal pe kiss kere gi
indian: guldan mai saje gi
pakistani: souche gi kash yeh gobi ka phool hota
raat ko alo(potato) milla k saag banti



kutta zalil kameena ullu ka patha



Teacher; Beta btaoo jo sun na sake unhain kia kehty hein???

Student. Sir usko kutta zalil kameena ullu ka patha
khuch b keh do.. us ny kon sa sunana hia :)



Student University K Washroom Gaya



Ek Student University K Washroom Mein Gaya,
Jb Andar Jakar W.C Pe Betha To Samne Dekha Deewar
Pe Likha Hoa Tha..

‘ABY ITNA ZOR TALEEM PE DETA TO A1
GRADE UTHATA..’



Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon



Interviewer : Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon?

Sardar : Brother & Sister

Interviewer : How?

Sardar : We call Earth Darthi mata n Moon Chanda Mama



Nayi Sandal kharidi hain



Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,
to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain’



A man is dying of Cancer



A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him,
“Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of AIDS?”

Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom



Pathan walkng at night.



Pathan walkng at night.

Samnay gober para tha..

Pathan ne jhuk kr ungli daal kr taste kiya 0r bola

0hh ye to gober
hai..
Shukar hai mera pair nahi para.



I m going ka kya matlab hota hai



santa- “i m going” ka kya matlab hota hai?

banta(khub soch ke)- “me ja raha hu.”

Santa(gusse me)- “oye! nahi jaane doonga. pehle matlab bata.”



What Will We Get If



Professor : Chemical Symbol Of Barium ?

SArdar g : Ba

Professor : & Sodium

Sardar g : Na

Professor : What Will We Get If
1 Atom Of Ba & 2 Atoms Of Na Combine ???

Sardar g : BaNaNa . .



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