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Mad Cow Disease



There are two cows in the field
1st cow: are you afraid of mad cow disease??

2nd cow: naaaa! it can’t affect me because ‘i am a rabbit’



A memon on his death time



A memon on his death time ..
My wife Where r u ?
Wife : yes i m here
Memon :My sons , My daughters r u all here ?
Yes Papa …

To phir yeH barabar waly room ka pankha kiun chal rha hy …



Sardar 1st Time JAHAZ Main Betha



Sardar 1st Time JAHAZ Main Betha..

Jahaz Runway Par Chal Raha Tha..

Sardar Ne Pilot Ko Thap’par Mara Aur Bola:

Mujhe Dair Ho Rahi Hai Aur Tu BY ROAD Ja Raha Hai..



Mujhey 1 problem hay



Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay
DR:Kia?
Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta
Dr:aisa kub hota hay?
Sardar:Phone kartay waqt



Garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho



Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon

Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon



sach or veham mae kia ferk hai



Teacher:
sach or veham mae kia ferk hai?

student:
Ap jo hum ko perha rhi hain
wo sach hai

lakin

Hum parh rhe hain ye ap ka veham hain..



1 Pathan Aur 1 American



1 Pathan Aur 1 American,

Dinner Main Paaye Kha Rahe The..

American Ke Hath Me Bakri Ki Zuban Aa Gayi..

American Bola: What is This..??

Pathan Bola: This is Language..



WhaT do we geT on 14Th AugusT



Teacher : Because of Quaid E Azam Hard work, whaT do we geT
on 14Th AugusT…?
.
.

STudenT : A HoLiday.. ;->

haaaaaa



Teri judai me neend urti hai



BOY: TERI JUDAI ME NEEND URTI HAI CHAIN KHOTA
HAI JAAN JAATI HAI OR DIL ROTA HAI,

GIRL: DOCTOR KO DIKHA LE BETA Q K DENGI
VIRUS BHI AISE HI HOTA HAI!.



Fazul Kharchi Ki Aadat



Memon K Ghar Twins Peda Huye

Kisi Dost Ne Kha: Mubarak Ho 2 Bache Huey Hyn

Memon: Aray Yar Bas 1 Kafi Tha Mgr Tumhari Bhabi
Ko B Fazul Kharchi Ki Aadat Hy



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