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Beta Dil Laga K Parhana



Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . .

” Beta Dil Laga K Parhana ”

Par unhe kaise samjhayen k,
dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti hai.



Pathan, Sindhi, Balochi, Saraiki



Pathan,sindhi, Balochi, Saraiki Farishtay sy bolay k ALLAH sy arz karo k Jahan dekho har Mehkmay mein Punjabi hi hoty hain
Q?

Farishta bola:
Mai hunay Gya ty Hunay aya.



Sona Kahan Hai



1 DIN 1 DAKU 1 SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA
“SONA KAHAN HAI?”

SARDAR BOLA “ULLU KE PATTHE.
PURA GHAR KHALI HAI , KAHIN BHI SOJA..”



Kashmir ki Wadiyon me



Kashmir ki Wadiyon me
Barfili hawaon main
jhil k kinare bethe
RANJHA ko
HEER ne kia kaha??
?
?
“ULLU K PATHE”
HERO mat ban,
Sweater Pehen Le



Roz 15 larkiyan mera intizar karti hain



1st friend: roz subha 15 larkiyan mera intizar karti hain…
2nd friend: wo kaisy???
1st friend: main GIRLS college ki van ka driver hoon.



Salary ke badle 100 kiss



Sardar g ne wife ko letter likha………
is month’s salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hu…
Wiffe replie…ap ke 100 kiss mile, doodhwala 2 kiss mai man gaya ,,’
sir ko 7 deni padi, sabziwala 7 main nai mana 9 deni padi….’ kirane
wala sirf kiss se nai mana, maakan malik, to roj 5 ya 6 le jata hai
ap chinta na kare mere pass 35 padi hai . or jo yeh par raha hai uuse
b 2-4 deni padegi…..baki sab thk hai …..!



Can you lend me 2000 Rs



Can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it.
Please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it.
A sardar asks to ATM machine???????



How Pakistani professors speak english



How Pakistani professors speak english,

1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.


Bathroom main shair tha



1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha.

2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya?

1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo
Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai



what is a adult joke



Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke?
Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.



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