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Sardar was busy removing wheel



Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler



Bachon k drmyan waqfa zarori hy



1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi
aur 1ko lahore chor aonga.

dosra bola wo q ?

pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k
bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy.



Pathan aur 500 ka naqli note



Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..

aur kaha k “SURF” de do…

DUKAAN DAAR ne kaha :
is note pr to QUAID-E-AZAM ki “TOPI” hi nhi hai..

PATHAN ne kaha: Topi DHULNAY gai hui hai isiliye to “SURF” mang raha hoon…



Relience mobile k har phone ke piche



RAM -yaar relince k har phone ke piche 3G CDMA kyu likha hota hai?

SHYAM - Oye itna bhi nahi malum 3 Gujrati Chor Dhiru Mukeshbai Anil (ambani)



A woman was found dead



A woman was found dead in her home 2day!
She was discoverd in her bath tub which was filled with milk & conflakes.
The police suspect a cerial killer!



Saab 1 rupaya de do



Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain.



A lady calls Santa



A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.



Bill Gates cAme tO Me



Height Of Dreaming:

Bill Gates cAme tO Me And Asked
.

.

.

.

Are,Tere pAas xp ki Cd hAi kyA?



A pathan & his wife



A pathan & his wife were waiting for train.
Itne me KHYBER MAIL aa gai.
khan bhag k train me charha or apni wife se bola:
Jab KHYBER FEMALE aye to aajana .



You will go to jail



Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.



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