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MBBS Final Exam



“MBBS Final Exam“

Question:
Fill in the blanks.

If a lady faints, we must 1st check her

“PU_S_“

?

Only few intelligent students wrote
“PULSE“….



Maan baap sotay nahi they



dOOR gaon, main jab

maan baap sotay nahi they,

to bacha kehta hai,

so ja bapu

so ja.

warna ek aur ho jayega.



Engineer Ki Wife Ki Delivery Hui



1 Mechanical Engineer Ki Wife Ki Delivery Hui.
Usne Husband Ko SMS Bheja
Mubarak Ho Apka Spare Part Aa Gaya Hai

Husband Ne Reply Kya: NUT Wala hai ya BOLT Wala.



Mere khawab main ek larki aye thi



Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi.
Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!



Fastest thing in world



Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,

Ye SmS 5 Second K Baad Phat Jayega



Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
——————————
Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ??
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla



it’s just an April Fool Trick



This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.



1 bat bataon RAAZ ki



1 bat bataon RAAZ ki,
karo us larki se “AASHQI”,
Jis k chehre pe ho “SAADGI”,
Sanso mai ho “TAAZGI”,
Chandni ho “CHAND ki,
Rani ho “RAAT” ki,
Khushbo ho “GULAB” ki,
Batein kare “PYAR” ki,
Nazuk ho “MIZAJ” ki,
Achi ho “IKHLAQ” ki,
Pabund ho “NAMAZ” ki,
Khidmat kare “MAA,BAAP” ki,
Or hamesha kahe!
“MAIN HON SIRF AAP KI”



Bachon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy



1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to
1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga
dosra bola wo q
pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k
bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy.



A man was driving car zigzag



A man was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.
Man:sir I am learning driving.
Cop:without instructor?
Man: ye correspondance course hai bhai



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