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Robot slapp on telling a lie



1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa
robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay.

Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga
Chatakh!
Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare
jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha
Chatakh!

Mom:Kia howa?
Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai
MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay..
Chatakh…!!!:-)



Ek shakhs hospital main ro raha tha



Aik shakhs hospital main ro raha tha…

Pathan: ro keon rahay ho?

Admy: Blood Test Krana ha
Ungly Katany paray ge….

Yeah sun k Pathaan bhe ronay laga…

Admy: Tum keon ronay lagay???

Pathan: Main na Peshaab Test krana tha.



Mere khawab main ek larki aye thi



Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi.
Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!



What is the fastest thing in world



Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?


India is backword in sex technology



American says: India is backword in sex technology.
Angry sardar started shaking his penis.
American: Why R U shaking ur cock ?
Sardar: I am fucking my wife through Bluetooth.



Pati patni jab aapas me ruthte hai



pati patni jab aapas me ruthte hai
to palang ke bich me bahut jagah
khali ho jati hai,
aur jab unke bich pyar hota hai to
palang ke kinare khali ho jate hai.



Baba ji koi change mat deo



Ek lady aik bazurg k paun choo k boli baba ji koi change mat deo,
Baba ge: o bibi brazier pa k aaya kro hildey mummy vekh k te babe di apni mat waj jaandi aye.



what is a adult joke



Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke?
Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.



Why do u take your wife



Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs?
Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!



Bety ka Rishta Manga



Aik Meraasy Na Choudhry Sb Ke Bety ka Rishta Manga.
…
Choudhry Na Meraasy Ko Khoob Joton Ghounso sa Mara
…
Maar Kha K Meraasy Utha Kapray Jhar K Bola
“Fair Choudry Sb Main Enkaar Samjhan?“



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