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Boy to father



Boy to father: “Baap idhar aa”.
Mother:”Aise nahin bolte beta,
Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai”
Boy: “Baap, izzat se idhar aa!”.



From where did the Mughals rule



History teacher:
From where did the Mughals rule?

Student:
Sir…I am not sure

I think from page 15 to 26



Kya Larki K Saath Sona Gunnah Hai



Ek Admi Molvi Sahab K Pass Gaya or Pucha:
Kya Larki K Saath Sona Gunnah Hai ?

Molvi Sahab:
“Gunnah Nahin Hai per Masla Yeh Hai K Tum Log Sotay Nahin Ho“



Memon Boss 2 worker



Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,

Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga…….;-)



when girls wear tight fitting dresses



English teacher says: make a sentence using neither-nor?
Naughty boy: when girls wear tight fitting dresses,
neither they r comfortable nor we.



Agar koi ladka girls hostel gaya toh



PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh
first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine
and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu



Meri biwi aur premika



MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.



Start fucking here



Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann”t smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also
but it dosn”t mean you start fucking here.



This is all Radio Pakistan



A MAN: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
MAN: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says
This is all Radio PAKISTAN!



Three new girl friends



Maths teacher asked JOHNY
“If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.



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