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A Nobel Award Winner



A Nobel Award Winner Dedicated His Novel To His Wife
And
Wrote Its Dedicated My Wife
Bcoz
In her Absence I Could Complete This Book ….



Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain



Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?
Banta : Illeagal…



i am beautiful



Teacher: i am beautiful. which tense is this ?

Puppo: obviously the past tense. haha



Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain



Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain.
Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!

Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia,
Larka Acha Hota Hai



Ek Rupia De De



BHIKAARI: 1 RUPIYA DE DE,
MAIN NE 3 DIN SE KHAANA NAHIN KHAAYEA HAI,

MEMON: 100 RUPE DOON GA PEHLE YEH BATA
1 RUPIYE ME KHAANA KAHAN MILTA HAI???



Main is dunia ko mita dungaa



ik pagal gusy main;

oye main is dunia ko mita dungaa…………mita dungaa………..mita dungaaaaaaaaa…………

dusra pagal ; he he he hahahahahahah

main tughe rubber hi nahi dunga;)



Mallika at Airport



Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.



1 memon 14th floor se neche gira



1 memon 14th floor se neche gira

Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!



Police:TV kyon nahi legaya



Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..



Tum mujhe ring doge na



Girlfriend: Mere birthday par
tum mujhe ring doge na??

Boyfriend: of course!
jaan

magar batao ring
mobile pe du ya landline..



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