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Sardar key promotion
Sardar key promotion ho gayi exective se manager wo ghar gaya
b.v ko new style main bataya ‘tu aj raat manager naal soye gi’
b.v behosh
Pathan Picnic Par Gaya
Pathan Tharmos Le Ke Picnic Par Gaya..
Pathan: Iss Main Thandi Cheez Thandi,
Aur Garam Cheez Garam Rehti Hai..
Dost: Tum Iss Main Kya Laye Ho..??
Pathan: 4 Qulfi Aur 2 Cup Chaye.. ;-)
Cow Par Betha 1 Pathan
Cow Par Bethay 1 Pathan Ko,
Traffic Police Ne Rok Kar Kaha:
Aap Ka Helmet Nahi Hai..??
Chalan Hoga.. !!
Pathan: Dheyan Se Dekh Nechay
Andhay Four Wheeler Hai.. ;-)
Main Ne SANIA MIRZA Baat Ki.
Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA
Se Phone Par Baat Ki..
Banta: That’s Great Yaar..
Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??
Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..
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Wrong Number.. :-(
Pakistans Independence Was on 1930
‘Pakistan’s Independence Was due on 1930 But Hoi 1947 Ko’…
REASON: Ye Decide Ho Raha Tha K Sikh Kon Lega Aur Pathan Kon
Maulvee saab was teaching a kid
once a MAULVEE saab was teaching a kid the arabic language lesson
Maulvee: perho HELWAAA
Kid: HALWAAA
Maulvee: Halaq say nikaloo HELWAA
Kid’s Mom: Maulvee saab khuda ka khauf kerain bachay
k halaq say halwaa na niklaain may aur bhaij daitee hoon.
Pathan Captured a girl
Pathan Captured a girl,
Gave her a dice n said:
If u get 1,2,3,4 or 5 i’ll kiss U.
girl: ager 6 aya tuo?
Pathan: Ludo nahi khela kia? dubara bari aayege
Aaj Womens Day Hai
Women’s Day Par 1 Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha:
“Aap Ko Pata Hai Aaj Women’s Day Hai..??”
Pathan Ne Ghabra Kay Kaha:
“Kamal Hai, Jab Hum Ghar Se Nikla Tha,
Tab Tou Tuesday Tha..” ;-)
You are crossing limits
Cheif justice: You are crossing limits.
Musharraf: Kon Sala kehta hay.
CJ : how dare you call me sala.
Musharraf : oh no no. I said kon ’sa law’ kehta hai !!!
Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai
hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
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kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai
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