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Tera Kia Hoga Kalia



Gabbar: Buhat Yarana Lagta Hai.
Kalia: Sardar Mujhse Kia pooch Rahay Ho Apni Behen Se Poocho.

Gabbar: Tera Kia Hoga Kalia
Kalia : Sardar Dua Karo Larka Ho Jaye….



Ravan was sent to court



Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab
Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga



Prayer of Bachelors



Prayer of Bachelors-
Radhe Radhe,
Kudi fasade,
Hare murari hove Kunwari,
Jai Hanumaan di,
hove mere haan di,
Waheguru ji da khalsa,
Ek sohni Kuri di lalsa.



sach or veham mae kia ferk hai



Teacher:
sach or veham mae kia ferk hai?

student:
Ap jo hum ko perha rhi hain
wo sach hai

lakin

Hum parh rhe hain ye ap ka veham hain..



Ek Ganda Msg Sunao



Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?
Aik Larka Hota Hai..
.
.
.
.
Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..
.
.
.
GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .



A Very Happy And Prosperous Diwali



With Gleam Of Diyas
And The Echo Of The Chants
May Happiness And Contentment Fill Your Life
Wishing You A Very Happy And Prosperous Diwali!!



Good Wishes For Raksha Bandhan



Sky Is Blue, Feel This Hue,

My Love Is For You Bhaiya…Always True.

Loads Of Good Wishes For Raksha Bandhan



You Are So Cute Darling



You Are So Cute,
Darling
And Adorable..
Can’t Help
Forming A
Relationship With You…
Please
Accept Me
As Your
Dearest And
Sweetest Behna
Happy Raksha Bandhan



Pal pal sa banta hai Ehsas



Pal pal sa banta hai “EHSAS”,
Shsas sa banta hai “VISHVAS”,
Vishvas sa banta hai “RISHTA”.
Ristoon sa banta hai koi “KHAS”,
Jaisa
“AAP”



Apki Jarasi Laprvahi



Agar Aapko Koi V Anjan PARCEL Mile To Kripiya Use Na Khole

Usme
BOMB
Ya

RAKHI
Ho Sakti He

Apki Jarasi Laprvahi Apko BHAI Bana Sakti He



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