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Raat Bari Mushkil Se Sulaya Hai



Raat Bari Mushkil Se Sulaya Hai Khud Ko Main Ne FARAZ..

Warna Light Kay Bagair Kon PAGAL Sota Hai . . . ? ?



Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha



Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.



Doniya my 1 dost banaya Hay



Doniya my 1 dost mere liye banaya Hay
jise AP k rup m paya Hay
Tu mere dil Me aise samaya Hay
jaise 36 No K Mummay ko
zabrdsti 32 No k Brazier me gusaya hai.



Taj Mehal Kya Cheez Hai



Taj Mehal Kya Cheez Hai

Main To Us Se Bada Mahal Banaon Ga,

Aree Mumtaz To Marke Dafan Hui Thi,

Main Tujhay Zinda Hi Dafnao Ga.



Yar sadi jan ho



Yar sadi jan ho….
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho..
Coke ho ya shezan ho..
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho



Viraanay mai Dya Jalanay se kya Hoga



Viraanay mai Dya Jalanay se kya Hoga

Bujhi Hoi Raakh mai Aag Jalanay se kya Hoga

Aapko Qabz hai isilye Pressure Nahi Aata

Ab Bewajah Zore Laganay se Kya Hoga



Phoolo ko phool pasand he



Phoolo ko phool pasand he

Dilo ko Dil pasand he
Shayar ko Shaeery pasand he

kisi ki pasand se hame kya

hame to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND he

wah wah



Once Ghalib saw a big boob girl



Once Ghalib saw a big boob girl.

Ankhon Mei Wohi Jaam Liye
Honton Pe Wohi MusKaan Liye
Kahan Ja Rahi Ho JaneMan
Seene Pe Dairy Farm Liye



Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa



Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa…
Comay se Jagay Mareez ko
PerManent Sulaa Diyaa



B.B Ne 1 Kutta Pala



B.B Ne 1 Kutta Pala
Moti Moti Ankhon Wala
Lmbi lmbi Munchon Wala
Mehlon Men Wo Rhta Tha
EnGlish Wine Peeta Tha
Khata Tha Wo Sonf Spari
Nam Tha Uska

Asif Zrdari



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