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Pathan proposed girl



Pathan proposed girl with romantic poetry

Kutta mar gaya razai main
Main pagal hon teri judai main

Gobar pe machar beth nai sakta
Pathan tere bin reh nai sakta



jis ki cahat mien umer bhar tarpa



hoslay saray main azma baitha

main us ki yad main dunya ko bhula baitha

jis ki cahat mien umer bhar tarpa

usi ki shadi ki baryani main kha baitha



Galib pe ladki ne SUSU kar diya



Galib pe ladki ne SUSU kar diya.
Galib: e chanchal shokh hasina ye kesi nadani hai?
Girl: jis jheel se tumne janam liya,
ye usi ka paani hai,,,



Muj ko chor kr janay walay



muj ko chor kr janay walay
mera dil dokhanay walay
bin bataye tm kahan chalay gaye ho
ab to mere khawabon mein bi bus tum he atay ho
agar tm is eid pr na aye
to mera kia banay ga?
main kis tarah ye eid guzaron ga?
?
?
AYE MERE GHAR SE BAGHAY HOWE QURBANI K pyare
BAKRAY plz WAPIS AA JAO NAA



Woh Chor Gaya Par Yaad To Karta Hoga



Woh Chor Gaya Par Yaad To Karta Hoga Mujhe FARAZ,

Kyun Ke… Main Ne Us Ke 100 Rupees Dene Thay…



Teri judai me neend urti hai



BOY: TERI JUDAI ME NEEND URTI HAI CHAIN KHOTA
HAI JAAN JAATI HAI OR DIL ROTA HAI,

GIRL: DOCTOR KO DIKHA LE BETA Q K DENGI
VIRUS BHI AISE HI HOTA HAI!.



Aansuon Sey Dosti Achi Nahi FARZANA



Inn Aansuon Sey Dosti Achi Nahi FARZANA,

Make Up Tera Mehanga Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar..



Tere chehrey pe udaasi



Tere chehrey pe udaasi,
Ankhon me nami hy,
Tere chere pe
udaasi,
Ankon me
nami hy,

National Namak Estamal kr
Bachy
tujh me
Iodine ki kami hai…



kon kehta hai mai jahil hun



now 4 the first time introducing faraz ki behen farzana

irshd hai:

kon kehta hai mai jahil hun farzana

A4 apple B4 banana….



ap ki personality par aik shair



ap ki personality par aik shair arz kia hay

soraj hameesha chand kay sath rahe ga

wah wah wah wah

soraj hameesha chand kay sath rahe ga

to choootiya tha chotiaya hay or chutiya hi rahy ga..



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