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Woh raishmi balon wali



Woh raishmi balon wali,
Bhoori ankhon wali,
Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,
matakti hoi andhairay main,
tumharay paas ayegi
aur dheeray sai bolegi
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“Maiyooon”…



Hum ho gaye tumhare



Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad



Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi



Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,

Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho



Rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho



rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum



Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai



Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai
Maa se ho to Ibadat
Baap se ho to Muqaddas
Bhai se ho to Aqeedat
Behn se ho to Farz
Aur BV se ho to.

Chunnu, Munnu, Guddu, Pappu



Baharo phool barsao



Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.

Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY”
Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.



Aapka chehra nigahoon mein



Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay,
Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,

ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,
Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,
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“AMMI BHOOT”



Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai



Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,

Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…

MAD bolay to
M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost…



Apne sar pe baraf rakhye ga



Ajj mausam garam rehne ka imkan he
aur darja hararat 50 degree rahe ga
apne sar pe baraf rakhye ga
kyonke bhose ko jaldi aag lagne ka khatra hota he. :D



Kash tum bakri hotay !



Kash tum bakri hotay !
Main tumhain ghaas khilata
or pyar say tumhara
seeng hilata aur pochta…
PAGAL kon???
tum ya Main?
or tum pyar say boltay Main Main..



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