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Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye



Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..



Apni sanson ko rok lijiye



Apni sanson ko rok lijiye…
dil ki dharksnoon ko thaam lijiye…
dil ki Gehrai se mera naam lijiye…
bas
ab normal ho jaiye or apna kaam kijiye…



Tumhare diay huy gham ki saza



tumhare diay huy gham ki tumhain aisi saza mile,
tumko (motion) lagain aur tumko karne ki kahee jaga na mile..



Log ishq kartay hain



Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.



Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe



Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..
Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..
Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame…



Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho



Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..



Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao



Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,

Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki…

Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki



Mein tumko Chand kehdu



Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,
Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai,
Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun…
Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.



Teri zulfo mein



Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon…?

Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..



Rok do mere JANAZE ko



Rok do mere JANAZE ko JALIMO…
Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai,
Peeche mudke dekho KAMEENO….
SHARAB ki dukan aa gayi hai.

!! CHEERS ….!!
Marna Cancel.



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