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Sardar 2 His Sardarni On Suhagrat



Sardar 2 His Sardarni

On Suhagrat!

Soniay Tenu Apne Do HONTAAN Nal Kuj Kr K Dikhavan?

Sardarni:Hay Ma Mar Javan Kro Na Ji..

Sardar:

“Burrrburrrburrr”



1 Miss Call



Student: Miss Aap Ne Kal Mujhe Call Kyun Ki Thi,

Kya Kaam Tha Mujh Se..??

Teacher: Main Ne Tou Koi Call Nahi Ki..

Student: To Phir Mere Mobile Pe Kyu Likha Tha,

“ 1 Miss Call ” ;-)



Aqwaal-E-Zarreen



Aqwaal-E-Zarreen
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Bardasht Karna Seekhain.



Wht wil a drink called if made by pathan



Wht Will A “DRINK” Calld If It Is Made By Pthan,

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Socho. .

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Nahi

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Let Me Tell U

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“Khocha Kola”



kal 125 logon ko bewakoof banaya



Yaar kal 125 LOGON ko bewakoof banaya.

Na yaar kaise?
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Niche deakho.
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BUS
AESE hi banbya ab 126 ho gay hain.



Lo Meri Girl Friend Ka Photo Dekho



Lo Meri Girl Friend Ka Photo Dekho

Press Down

Thora Aur Neeche

Dikhi Ya Nahi …

Haram Khor Bhabhi Ki Nazar Se Dekhta Tou Zaruur Dikhti …



Aap K Kitne Bache Hai



Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Pathan: 13

Sardar: 13 Bache Wo Kese?

Pathan: Susral Walo Se Wada Ker Ke Aya Tha
Biwi Ko Khali Pait Nai Rakhunga!



Card ka number hai..



42723958281956

Card ka number hai load kar k Miss Call De Do …

Main ne bhi kar lia hai…



Main Tay Honda Hi Lay Saan



Wo Mujhse Is Baat Pe Zid Karta Raha

FARAZZ

Main Tay Honda Hi Lay Saan :)



Faraz in Chinees Mood



Faraz in Chinees Mood:

Chang Sho Shoi, Ting Pong Ching Pu FARAZ,

Shun Ching Chee Toi Toi, Oee Oee . . . !:-)



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