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Mujhe Shair Sunain



Son: Papa Mujhe Shair Sunain..

Papa: Rasm-E-Ulfat Hi Ijazat Nahi Deti Warna,

Bhulen Ge Tumhe Yun Ke Sada Yaad Karoge..

Son: Yeh Shair To Nahi
Tha??

Papa: Kyun??

Son: Iss Main
To “Faraz” Ka Naam
Nahi Aaya.



Jo 11 Saal Jail Main Rahe



Jo 11 Saal Jail Main
Rahe,

Wo Sadar-e-Pakistan
Hai..

Jo 6 Saal Jail Main
Rahe,

Wo Wazir-e-Aazam
Pakistan Hai..

2, 4 Saal Aap Bhi Jail
Main Guzaar Aayen,

Mustaqbil Roshan
Hai..



A Brahmin & A Japanese Married



A Brahmin & A Japanese Married.
Wat Would They Name Their 1st Girl And 1st Boy?

Guess?

Guess?

Kaveri Kawasaki & Suzuki Subramanya



Junon Or Ishq Se Barhti Hai Abadi



New Remix Song Of
“ALI AZMAT”
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Junon Or Ishq Se Barhti Hai Abadi. . . . . . . .;-.
“DIL MANGAY MORE”



Girlfrends r like Everest Masale



Friends r like Asian Paints :

Duniya badal de.

Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :

Taste mein Best.

Wife is like Mosquito Coil :

“Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi”



Aap ka weight kitna he



Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: chasme sath 75kgs.
Dr: aur chasme bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi…



Say Something Different



Its So Common To HEar…

How Are You ?

What Are You Doing ?

Howz Your Day??

ANy Plan ?

So I Thought To Ask

Something Different

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Potty Kar Lii ???



Connecting People



Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko
1 Rassi Se Bandha
Jaye To Us Rassi Ko
Kya Kahege?

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NOKIA
Connecting People



No Shut Up Only 7Up



A Judge Said..
Order..
Order..
Order..
Sardar :
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
1 Coldrink
Judge:
Shut Up.
SARDAR:
No Shut Up Only 7Up..:P



U Never Find Another Woman Like Me



Wife Says:
When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

Husband Replied:
What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You…



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