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wen ur girlfriend leaves u



Failure is not only wen ur girlfriend leaves u..

it is wen u dont try for her sister……



Sincere Pray To Allah



Sincere Pray To Allah:

O Allah ! I Do Not Ask A Thing For Me,

Just Send To My Parents
A Personalated Beautiful And Good Looking Daughter_In_Law

Ameeen.



Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Chahye



Girl-Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Chahye
Jo Achi Achi Baten Karey,
Hansi Mazaq Karey,
Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae!

Boy-Tumhen Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye!



Smiling In Front Of Computer



Still Smiling :)

Smile 2 Old Man Means Respect

Smile 2 A Child Means Innocence

Smile 2 Lover Means Love

Smiling In Front Of Computer Means Mental

Still Smiling!
(Confirmed)



Sania Mirza Details



SANIA MIRZA Details:

Age: 19

Sex: Female

Weight: 56 Kg

Height: 165 Cm

Colour: Normal

Boy Friend:Assi Hor Kon.

Brother:Tusi Hor Kon . (”_”)



Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari



Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari Kaali Chitiyan(Ants) Ja Rahi Hain…
Magar Un Mein Se Ek Chiti White Hai….
Aisa Kyun???
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Kyunki Vo Chiti Vidhwa (Widow) Hai..



The Most Beautiful Ant



What Would U Call The Most Beautiful Ant???

Chi-Kani…

:))



Pappu ladkiyon se baat nhe krta hai



Grammar Teacher. Pappu ladkiyon se baat nhe krta hai,
btao is sentence main pappu kya hai?

Student. Sir pappu “Chutiya“ hai.



Your Mother-In-Law



A Man: “Your Mother-In-Law Fell Into My Pond

Which Has Some Crocodiles Into”.

The Other Man - “The Crocodiles Are Yours,

So You’ll Have To Save Them”.



Friends remember U



1980s: Friends remember U during good times
n forget u during bad times.

2008 Friends remember U when SMS is free
n forget u when its 1 Rupee…



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