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Agar Aap Ko Kuch Ho Gaya
Farooq Sattar’s Wife To Farooq Sattar :
Agar Aap Ko Kuch Ho Gaya Tou Mera Kia Ho Ga?
He Replied As Automatically:
“Hum Na Hoon Humare Baad ALTAF ALTAF”
Lipstick kharab ho jati hai
Baap:
Beti tum muje
pehle PAPA kehti thi,
Ab tumne muje DAD kehna Shuro kardia,
Kya waja hai?
Beti:
Cmon DAD, PAPA kehne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai..
Surat bholi bhali
Jab tumhe uparwale ne banaya hoga
use bahut maza aya hoga,
hasi di bachon wali
Surat di bholi bhali,
Mijaz diya cool..
OR
OR
DIMAG GAYA BHOOL…
Wah Re Wah teri Qismat
President “Pakistani”
Leadrship “Purani”
Army Chief “Kiani”
Prime Minister “Gillani”
Speaker “Zanani”
Nawaz Shrif Ki “Shetani”
Zardari Ki “Karastani”
Judges Ki “Baimani”
Wkla Ki “Manmani”
Ministers Ki “Farawani”
Awam Ki “Preshani”
Na “AATA”
Na “BIJLI”
Na “PANI”
Wah Re Wah teri Qismat “PAKISTANI”
Aaj mere mobile ka birthday hai
Aaj
Mere
Mobile
Ka
Birthday
Hai.
Aap
Chahe
To
Gift
Samajkar
Isme
101 Rs.
Ka
Balance
Dalwa
Sakte
Ho…
Mere Paas Rocket Hai
Amitabh - Mere Paas Rocket Hai,
Shurli Hai,
Chakri Hai,
Murga Bumb Hai,
Anaar Hai,
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Shashi Kapoor -
Mere Paas
MAA…Chis Hai!
Katil Lagta Hai Aadmi
Katil Lagta Hai Aadmi
Jab Uske Haath Main TALWAAR Hoti Hai
Us Se Bhi Katil Lagti Hai AURUT
Jab Uske Badan Pe Na KURTA Na SALWAAR Hoti Hai
Roz Roz Ki Mulaqaat
Roz Roz Ki
Mulaqaato’n Ko Tu Ne
Bhula Diya …
Laut Ker Aa Jao
Please …
Main Ne …
Haan
Main Ne …
Yaqeen Karo …
“MORTIEN”
Bujha Diya . . .
Typing Sms For U
My Thumb Never Pains
While Typing Sms For U
But My Heart Beats Keep Increasing
Untill I See “Sms Delivered To U”
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Nahi Tou Paise Waste Ho Jayenge Na . . .
Our Relationship Like
U R My
” DAWLANCE ”
{ Q k dawlance reliable hai }
My
” PEL ”
{ Aj B Kal B }
M Ur
” SUFI ”
{ Jo Naam Hai Eitmaad Ka }
Our Relationship Like
” KISAN ”
{ Itnna Khalis jitna pyar }
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