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Future Mein Price List Is Tarha Ho Gi

Future Mein Price List Is Tarha Ho Gi,

Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay,

Daal 50 Paisay Ki 4 Danay,

Oil 10 Rupay Ka 2 Drop,

Doodh 2 Rupay Ka 1 Qatra,

List K Neeche 1 Zaruri Note Bhi Likha Hoga Kay Jo Bhi Yeh Sab Cheezein Khareede Ga Usay Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Soonghnay Ko Milay Gi.

Aagay Kia Hoga

Jo
Ho Gaya
Wo Ho Gaya
Jo
Hona Hoga
Wo Hoga
Or Jo Nahi
Hona Hai
Wo Nahi Hoga
Q K Jo
Hona Hai
Wo Tu
Hoga Hi Hoga
Ab Dekhna Hai
K Kia
Hoga..?
OR
Kia Nahi
Hoga

khoobsoorat sa smart sa

Allah aap ko

lambay baalon wala

kali kali aankhon wala

meethi si awaz wala

chhel chhabeela

khoobsoorat sa

smart sa

bakra ataa farmaye

Qurbani ke liye!

Pyar kerny k umer

well come to
www.love.com

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sorry,!
aap ki peyar kerny k umer guzer chuki hy,

plz try
www.toba-astaghfar.com

I Love Pakistan

In Cricket Match 1 Girl Made Pakistani Flag On Her Cheeks.

A Boy Kissed Her Cheeks And Said ”
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I LOVE PAKISTAN ”

Baji parda karo

Bhai: Baji parda karo,
Aage mahajiro ka mohaLLa hai..Kuch der baad..!

Behen: Bhai ab tum parda karo,
Aage pathanoo ka mohaLLa hai….

Agar aap ko lagta hai

AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFU HAIN,
SMART HAIN,
CHARMING HAIN

KUTTA PALIYE…
SAAP PALIYE..
SHER PALIYE
MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE.

Pakitan Means In 2008

P = Petrol 68.89 Rs Ltr

A = Aata 26 Rs Kg

K = Khud Kash hamle

I = Ilm Ki Kami

S = Sarko’n Pe Paani

T = Traffic Jamm

A = Awaam Helpless

N = No Electricity

Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki

Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,

Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho

Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,

Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho

…Good Morning…

Agar piyar ko pana chahtay ho

My dear!
Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to
hosla saath rakhna

Agar piyar ko pana chahtay ho to
aitbar sath rakhna

Agar hamesha muskarana chahtay ho to
To

DANT SAAF RAKHNA.