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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal



$hah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki $e Dekha… Aur Bola…
Maa Ka$am, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!



Khuda Se COMPUTER Manga



Khuda Se COMPUTER Manga

LAPTOP Dya

CYCLE Mangi

CAR Di

HUT Manga

BANGLA Dya

DOST Manga

TUM Ko Dya

Ae Mere Khuda Tu Ne Is Baar Aisa
Kyun Kia . . . ?



Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy



Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???

Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . .



Qalam Behtr Hai Ya Talwar



Question : Qalam Behtr Hai Ya Talwar?

Answer : Qalam Behtr Hai
Q K Talwar Se Aap Shalwar Mein Nara Nahin Daal Saktay . . .!!



I want 2 b a good mother



Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.



Neeche Jo Likha Hai



Neeche Jo Likha Hai Wo
Sach Hai…
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Upar Jo Likha Hai Wo Jhoot Hai



Sirf sms Free krwa dain



Iblees
Ne 1 din apne cheelön se kaha!
Logon ko
TLAWAT
ZIKAR
TASBiH
Se door rakhne ka khas Nuska
Batao?
Cheelon ne yak zuban ho kar kaha:
Sirf sms Free krwa dain.



Kia Style Hy Aur Kia Smile Hy



Kia Andaaz Hy

Kia Jalwa Hy

Kia Style Hy

Aur

Kia Smile Hy

Message Kerne Main Tou Jaan Jati Hy

Aur

Ghurur Se Kehte Hyn Mere Paas Mobile Hy



Kaash Aap SMS hotay



Wife
Kaash Aap SMS hotay
to Main Ap ko Zindagi bhar ke liye SAVE kar
Laiti

HUSBAND
Kaash Tum Ring Tone hoti to Main har Roz bajata



Night Was Dark



Night Was Dark

Moon Was High

Boy Stopped His Bike

Girl Asked Why ? ? ?

Boy Came Close

She Felt Shy

He Told In Her Ear

DHAKKA MAAR

PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Yaar . . .



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