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Susti ki intiha

Susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana.

Prayer of Bachelors

Prayer of Bachelors-
Radhe Radhe,
Kudi fasade,
Hare murari hove Kunwari,
Jai Hanumaan di,
hove mere haan di,
Waheguru ji da khalsa,
Ek sohni Kuri di lalsa.

Never KISS a lady doctor

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

1 Pathan Aur 1 American

1 Pathan Aur 1 American,

Dinner Main Paaye Kha Rahe The..

American Ke Hath Me Bakri Ki Zuban Aa Gayi..

American Bola: What is This..??

Pathan Bola: This is Language..

Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me

Kitni Baar Usay Kaha,

Ke Main Aisa Banda Nahi FARAZ,

Phir Bhi Zid Pe Arri Hai Aur Kehti Hai,

Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me.

Yeh SMS Sirf Aap Ke Liye Hai

Yeh SMS Sirf Aap Ke Liye Hai,

Jo Kabhi Khatam Na Hoga..

(Scroll Down)

I MISS U..

(Scroll Up)

Winter is going 2 start.

Winter is going 2 start…
If u want to protect yourself from cold..
Just..

Go to hell..

Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy
Sardiyan mast guzren gi Mamo

Kashmir Aazad Hone Tak

2006 Main Shops Main Notice Likha Hota Tha,

“Udhar Band Hai Kashmir Aazad Hone Tak”

Aur 2008 Ke Notice Main,

“Udhar Band Hai Judge Bahaal Hone Tak”

Pata tha ke woh niklay gi bewafa

us ne haathon pe mehndi laga rakhi hai

ham ne us ki doli bhi utha rakhi hai

mujhe pata tha ke woh niklay gi bewafa

isi liye hum ne us ki choti behen bhi phassa rakhi hai

If U R Going Through HELL Then

If U R Going Through HELL Then ???

Then ??
..

Then ??
…

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