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Aaj kal Larkiyon ke kapray



Aaj kal Larkiyon ke kapray

Yahan se less
Waha se Less

Kabhi sleeveless
tou

Kabhi BACKLESS

Or Koi Larka
Ghuur ke Dekhay
tou bolain gi

“ohhh How
Mannerless“



Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay



Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!

Pehlay Log Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay
Ab Wo Shadi Say Pehlay Ker Rahay Hain!

Pata Hai?

Nahi?

.

KHUD KUSHI



Koi Bhi Kaam Mushkil Nahi Hai



Teacher Class Kay Bachon Se..

Duniya Main Insan Ke Liye,

Koi Bhi Kaam Mushkil Nahi Hai..

Ek Bacha Bola:

Acha Miss Toothpaste Ki Tube Main,

Toothpaste Wapis Daal Kar Dikhayen..



jis ki cahat mien umer bhar tarpa



hoslay saray main azma baitha

main us ki yad main dunya ko bhula baitha

jis ki cahat mien umer bhar tarpa

usi ki shadi ki baryani main kha baitha



Hamary lie bhi dua karna



2 Arbii ek Doosry ko galiaan dy rhy hoty hain ….
Qareeb sy guzarty howe Pathan ny un say kaha …

BHAIYOON HAMARY LIE BHI DUA KARNA



Naddi Naale Kahan Se Nikalte Hain



Teacher: Batao Mujhe Naddi Naale

Kahan Se Nikalte Hain??

Student: Sir, Naddi Ka To Mujhe Pata Nahi,

Haan Naale Hamari,

Shalwar Se Nikalte Hain.. :p ;-)



SMS Na Karne Walee



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( c ’===o
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( c ’====o
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SMS Na Karne Walon Ki Naak Aisi Ho Jati Hai..



Kisi Ko PYAR Deta Hai



Kisi Ko “ISHQ” Maar Deta Hai,

Kisi Ko “PYAR” Deta Hai,

Kisi Ko “JUDAI” Maar Deti Hai,

Jo Iss Say Bach Jaye Usay..

PAKISTAN Ki LOAD-SHEDING

Aur MEHENGAI Maar Deti Hai..



Aap Kay Liye 1 Bad News



Aap Kay Liye 1 Bad News..

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Aap Kabhi Maan Nahi Ban Saktay..



Mere SMS Kay Aane Ki Khushi



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Itni KHUSHI Mere SMS Kay Aane Ki..

Bas KARO Warna Kamar TOOT Jayegi.. :-)



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