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If Engineer Starts Making Films

IF Engineer Starts Making Films.
The Name Will Be . . .

“Current Ho na Ho”

“Janam Supply Karo”

“Aa Ab B.Tech Karain”

“Kabhi A.C Kabhi D.C”

“Fuse Lagaya Tou Darna Kia”

“Engineer No.1″

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Murghiyo ka naya naara

Karachi main birdflu ki waja se 3 lakh murghiya qatal ki gayi..

Murghiyo ka naya naara “Tum kitni murghiyan maaroge?

Har anday se murghi niklegi

Beta Dil Laga K Parhana

Ghar Walon Ka Kehna Hai K . . .

” Beta Dil Laga K Parhana ”

Par unhe kaise samjhayen k,
dil lagaane k baad parhai kahaan hoti hai.

Main nay aap ko khuwab men dekha

Main nay aap ko kal
khuwab main HOROON
k darmiyan daikha.

Main nay khuda say pocha,
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai.
Khuda nay farmaya:
is ko jaza nahin,
HOROON ko SAZA mili hay

Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain

Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?
no r u sure?
plz check again.
no?

ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay

Similarity between Gandhi and Malika

What is similarity between Mahatma Gandhi and Malika
Sherawat………??????????

Dono ne apne kapre tyag diye ek ne desh ke liye aur ek ne desh
wasiyon ke liye.

Marriage Horse

why the groom is made to sit on the horse on marriage ceremoney? He is given his last chance to run away.

your wife can become mother

Dear user, your wife can become mother without your struggle!
Just SMS ‘CHILD’ or call customer care at 9890******
& be a tension-free DAD.

In 3 ways u can break d mirror

In 3 ways u can break d mirror…

1.throw stone at d mirror

2. throw de mirror on d floor.

3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….